🦇💥🖤🦇💥🖤 I had a hard time explaining to my partner
that I was a werewolf,
while she ate Chicken Caesar salad and I
ate steak tartare.
When I finally broke the wicked news to her,
she went through the roof!
She sprung up, gazed around, ran like the wind
and circled the bar!
She pummeled me with peanuts, maraschino cherries
I caught a few in my mouth, the rest pinged off my
She screamed, "It's a full moon! Get away from me!"
I replied, "I've beaten the curse with a lobotomy!"
Is that why you're drooling?
Naw, I was just fooling!
I morphogenesised into lupus manna
I terrorize the bar until I heard a hosanna
I collapsed to my knees and asked God for forgiveness
A chef sliced my head clean off and ended the madness!
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